Friday, September 21, 2007


i cant believe it. i really cant believe it.

if u are a Jose Mourinho fan like me (and u pronounce it Joe-Say not Ho-Zay like those freaking retards who think they are damn smart and insist that every "Jose" is pronounced the spanish way) then you would be shocked and very very upset that Mourinho has left Chelsea.

the club says "by mutual consent". bullshit. obviously mourinho got sacked. damn it this roman abramovich. he wants to control the club. crazy ass. obviously football stuff should be left to the manager, i.e. mourinho. but this rich ass kid who owns a 300million dollar latest Airbus A300 (the double decker one that Singapore Airlines just bought) decides that he wants a say in the team. thus he brings in shevchenko and ballack, refuses to give mourinho the money to buy the players he wants, and finally brings in Avram Grant as if he doubted Mourinho's abilities.

the result? finally Mourinho gets sacked.

it was quite nice to see the chelsea fans protesting outside Stamford Bridge today, chanting "We want our Special One". NICE.

then the players also unhappy. ggxx la abramovich. ur chelsea is gonna self destruct thanks to your stupidity.

Mourinho exit could spark exodus

Chelsea could face a fight to keep hold of several of their best players after the departure of Jose Mourinho.
Reports are rife that many of the club's highest profile players now want to follow him out of Chelsea.

Defender Ricardo Carvalho said: "It is a very sad day for me and the team. I had a big offer from Real Madrid but I stayed at Chelsea because of Mourinho."

And summer signing Florent Malouda added: "I joined Chelsea because of my first meeting with Mourinho."

Several reports claim striker Didier Drogba is "furious and upset" at the parting of the ways between Chelsea and their charismatic Portuguese coach.

AC Milan are admirers of the Ivory Coast striker and would happily finance a move to take him to the San Siro.

Drogba, 29, was Chelsea's top scorer with 33 goals last season.

Reports claim Michael Essien, who was brought to the club by Mourinho in August 2005, could be considering his future.

But BBC Sport understands the Ghana midfielder will not be leaving Stamford Bridge.

The 24-year-old is enjoying life in English football and considers the manager's departure as part of the game.

Paulo Ferreira, also brought to Chelsea by Mourinho, may also be mulling over whether to stay at the club.

A huge question mark will also hang over the future of England midfield man Frank Lampard, who has already put talks on a new contract on hold and was regarded as one of Mourinho's most trusted lieutenants in the dressing room.

Lampard has long been linked with a move to Spain with either Real Madrid or Barcelona.

Carvalho added: "For me there is no doubt, Jose Mourinho is the best coach in the world and I cannot believe that we have lost him.

"I never thought he would leave Chelsea without finishing his work, without achieving everything he wanted to.

"This is the first time he has ever done this and it will be terrible for him. He loved Chelsea."

Veteran midfield man Claude Makelele added: "This news was like a bomb for me. I would never have believed we would see the exit of the coach just two months into the season.

"We have seen the tension on Mourinho with the results in the Premier League, but he was still confident.

"The new injuries had really hit the manager hard and you could see the anxiety grow as the results started to go wrong."

Here's a tribute to Jose Mourinho, the Special One, with all his best quotes:

"Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one."
Introducing himself to the English press after arriving from Porto in 2004.

"If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."
Making a mockery of those who suggest he is big-headed.

"For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
Insisting his side wouldn't catch a cold as Man Utd breathed down their necks.

"It's like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere!"
On the injury 'crisis' at Chelsea in February.

"The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."
What turned out to be his parting shot to Roman Abramovich.

"I would love an Aston Martin but if you ask me £1m for an Aston Martin, I tell you, you are crazy because they cost £250,000."
Insisting not even Chelsea would pay over the odds for a defender.

"Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it's a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed."
Describing Chelsea's sandpit of a pitch.

"We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can."
Admitting the Blues weren't completely on song last season.

"A player from Man City showed half of his ass for two seconds and it was a big nightmare. But this is a real nightmare."
Comparing Petr Cech's nasty injury with Joey Barton's bottom-baring antics.

"She is the real manager of family life. You are the star outside, here you are not a star."
Mourinho admits his wife wears the trousers at home.

"It all depends on my wife. If I am at home, yes, I will see it. But maybe my wife would like to go somewhere. I would like to see it - I like to see football and it is a big game. But maybe I will have no permission."
Waiting to hear whether he'd be allowed to watch Arsenal-Man Utd.

"As you know Gallas had an unbelievable holiday. I hope he enjoyed it very much in Guadeloupe, which I think is a fantastic place to be on holiday, so he wanted to stay there for a long time."
On William Gallas missing the first team's trip to the United States because he was on holiday.

"When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Drogba was sent off I didn't get surprised."
Claiming Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard had met with Anders Frisk at half-time in their Champions League tie.

"If you ask me if I jump with happiness when I know Mr Poll is our referee? No."
Not a fan of Graham Poll.

"I could feel immediately the movement. To somebody that understands the game and feels the football, smells the situation, it was obvious."
Senses working overtime after a dodgy offside flag denies Chelsea a goal against Blackburn.

"Wenger has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call in England a voyeur. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have this big telescope to look into the homes of other people and see what is happening. Wenger must be one of them - and it is a sickness."
Astonishing attack on Arsene Wenger.

"Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job."
Putting the boot into Rafa Benitez.

"Many great managers have never won the Champions League - a big example is not far from us."
Reminding Wenger there's only room for one Special One in London.

"Liverpool are favourites because in the year 2007 we've played 27 matches and Liverpool play three or four."
Cranking up the pressure ahead of the Champions League semi-final second leg.

"If you're not a big club, you choose one competition and you fight in that competition and forget the others. Big clubs - we cannot do this."
Warming to his theme.

"I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team."
In typically gracious mood after his side's Carling Cup defeat by Charlton on penalties.

"How do you say 'cheating' in Catalan? Barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. He's learned play acting."
Claiming Lionel Messi got Asier Del Horno sent off in a Champions League defeat by Barcelona.

"During the afternoon it rained only in this stadium - our kitman saw it - they tried everything. There must be a microclimate here."
Bemoaning Blackburn's pitch-watering tactics after the Blues' hard-fought win at Ewood Park.

"I think I have a naive team. They are naive because they are pure and they are clean. We don't have divers, we don't have violent people."
On his clean-living Chelsea boys, after Florent Malouda won a dodgy penalty against Liverpool.

"If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood."
Rafa Benitez suspects Jose is telling porkies.

"I find it out of order, disconnected with reality and disrespectful."
Arsene Wenger did not take too kindly to the 'voyeur' comments.

"Two finals in three years - not bad for a little club.''
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard twists the knife after his side, branded a "little club" by Mourinho, reached the Champions League final at Chelsea's expense.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007


hello all. im here for an update.

oh yeah, and i updated my wishlist. look to your right. =D

anw im taking precious time off my huge busy studying schedule to update my blog cause some notable individuals have been clamouring for an update. most notably, i noted, was liu zheng hong.

liuzhengman really wants me to update, saying "your blog is damn guailan i love to read".

this, of course, is extremely surprising considering that DesperadoZ has mentioned a number of times in the past that he was getting serious, as evident in my latest few posts. (including the one abt Keefe the Softballer) LOL.

anw i have a number of things to talk abt:

1) Prelims

of course, the most important thing in my life now. (and shld be yours too, if u're a jc2 student reading this) starts next week. not much time left. no more dota. just study whole day. gogogo. dean's list dean's list dean's list.

2) Chelsea

wtf. just barely a week ago i was asking my frens "What's the difference between Man U and a triangle?" ("a triangle has 3 points").

LOL! then they tyco scrape a 1-0 win over tottenham. so never mind. 5 points. i decided to ask the difference between Man U and a Benzene Ring. lmao. then they scrape another 1-0 win over Sunderland, courtesy of my personal favourite Louis Saha. fine enough.

then my beloved chelsea had to lose. their didnt play well, although dominating the match, it was rather squeezed. they kept attacking down the middle and didnt go down the flanks as often as they shld have. damn. and now Big Daddy Abramovich is pissed. ggxx mourinho.

3. Team USA

okay, it seems not many people know abt Team USA and their imba ownage exploits, so i shall share them with u all here. basically, this year the high profile NBA stars decided it was time to represent their country, after watching their beloved Dream Team get pwned by other countries like Argentina and France the past few years. so up stepped Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard. ouch.

they participated in the recent FIBA World Basketball Championships, played 10 matches, won all 10, and had an average win margin of 30+ points. PWNAGE.

anw if u watch the videos u will notice that the americans took alot of 3 point shots. that's cause in the NBA their 3 point line is damn far; further than anywhere in the world. and in a European tournament like this, shooting a 3 pointer is just like shooting a normal 2 pointer in the NBA. lovely.

of course why do i need to talk so much when i got the VIDEOS for you. enjoy the sick plays. seriously. watch out for kobe bryant number 10.

USA vs Venezuela. watch out for the play at 0:50. pure sick.

Team USA vs Argentina (argentina are reigning olympic champs)

lol then i was reading wikipedia abt the Dream Team ( and i saw this line.

"Two games later, in a 106-94 victory over France, Vince Carter of Team USA executed what some call "the greatest dunk of all-time", literally jumping over 7'2"/2.18 m French Center Frederic Weis on his way to the basket"

LOL. i HAD to check it out. and thankfully, i got it all here for you.

and.. lastly. as a parting gift for the prelims, why not watch this video to get the adrenaline rushing. its the top 100 dunks by one of the greatest slam dunkers of all time, vince carter. ENJOY.

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