what u get on irc. LOL

any1 ever bath in an unisex toilet
zzz
wtf
lol
dunno wtf is up with pple who keep saying "bath" instead of "bathe"
what the diff ?!
<`DeNoN`> bathe is the past tense?

wtf.

A paragraph about Keefe the Softballer

Keefe Tan Prom King (lolwtfbbq)

Keefe is someone who is quintessential to every team. His easy-going and jovial personality is infectious and never fails to lift the spirits of his team mates. On the field, Keefe is hardworking and fights hard for a place in the team, even though everyone knows it is impossible to usurp the throne from Liew Kuang Hao, The King of Pitchers. Nevertheless Keefe’s rags-to-riches story of his development into one of Singapore Schools’ top pitchers is both touching and almost unbelievable; Keefe's obsession with pitching can be seen from the fact that he dreamt about pitching a curve ball, which, eventually, he did with greater success and variation than the King Liew. He also holds 3 illustrious records that no pitcher in the world can claim to ever achieve:

1) He pitched a 4 pitch inning.
2) He made Coach Albert do a 360 degree swing in an attempt to contact with a sly sucker ball.
3) He made Tan Yi Rui, the mercurial God of Batting, attempt a swing that looked suspiciously like that of a Thai farmer ploughing his wheat field. This was after he pitched the world’s first Sucker Curve ball.