Saturday, April 15, 2006

top 5 ways to lose a hostel mate

Top 5 Ways to Lose a Hostel Mate

5) Blast the Spongebob Squarepants theme song from ur laptop 24/7. If your hostel mate looks at you with joy and starts singing along, ggxx.

4) Wait for your hostel mate to fall asleep. Then climb over him/her. When he/she wakes up feign ignorance. Do this for a couple of weeks. If your hostel mate doesn't move out u better do.

3) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your hostel mate if he/she knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

2) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your hostel mate and mutter, "soon, soon..."

1) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your hostel mate. Separate your hostel mate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your hostel mate's potato and eat it. Explain to your hostel mate, "He just didn't belong."


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