top 10 reasons to give when u're caught sleeping in class

i realised that our class is quite famous for having alot of sleepers in class. that's bad.

and i'm not one of them, of course. everyone knows keefe is a hardworking student who tries to pay pays attention at every tutorial/lecture.

nevertheless, i have come out with the top 10 ingenious excuses if u're caught sleeping.

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Top Ten Excuses when you're caught sleeping in class:

10) Something got into my eye.

9) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

8) I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (read: sleep).

7) I'm sorry, but this is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

6) I was just testing if the school tables were drool-resistant.

5) I was doing a specific yoga exercise to relieve school-related stress. Do you discrimate against people who practise yoga?

4) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out the solution to Challenging Question 1a.

3) The Z Monster challenged me to a fight, and if i refused it swore to zap all my brain power.

2) I was reading my notes. It must have been parallex error, sir.

1) I spent the whole of last night trying to psych myself up for your class.