Tuesday, February 28, 2006


ok wenxin told me that my last post's title didnt match my entry content.

well it did wad. diary-x exploding really was 'knnbccbwtfbbq'.

nevertheless, i shall make my entry title more relevant from now onwards. and today is 'wtfwtfwtfbbq'.

u got it, im gonna talk abt something i saw in westmall toilet cubicle.

of course, i always put the best songs on desperadoz.diary-xblogspot.com. thus from the wonderful fort minor's remember the name im gonna put this latest hot song from wang lee hom.

it seems everybody's crazy over it. especially my sis. and it was number 1 for a number of weeks on YES 933's chart. so i heard it for myself and it really IS nice. wahahahaha. so pls enjoy. and pls buy wang lee hom's new album Heroes of Earth. lovely.

anyways back to my something i saw in westmall toilet cubicle.

in case u havent realised (i dunno abt girls toilets), male toilet cubicles always tend to have scribblings on the surrounding walls. and it's usually advertisement for prostitutes.

for example, a common site would be '9******* call amy now for sex!' or simply name and handphone number, '9******* yvonne'.

right guys? im sure u have seen such stuff before. i dunno abt u, but i certainly haven't tried calling those numbers.

anyways thats not my point. u see, i was at westmall swensen's for dinner. then i went to the 2nd floor toilet. i went to the cubicle at the end. closed the door, and saw the usual sex advertisements on the back of the door. i turned around to face the toilet bowl and guess what i saw on the wall to my right.

yes. LOL. WTFWTFWTFBBQ. it reads: (underlined is what i found really hilarious)

Do you know how to enlarge your pecock? I have some tips! Wanna learn? One of them is by rubbing your cock, but how? Wanna know? Just sms **** to me and I'll tell you! I know such things very well! You know what areis crabs? (Not crab) Crabs is an insect that lives on stinky cocks! As a man, you have to know more about your cock! You know how long your cock must be to call big? Ask Me!

wtf? LOL. its damn funny cause u usually expect to see those prostitute advertisements and here is some intellectual who's skilled in the art of cock enlarging (supposedly) and he's offering TIPS? a cock doctor? lol. even tells us about something seemingly creepy called CRABS.

anyways i did stumble upon the term 'crabs' in a book. thus for the sake of this entry i typed 'crabs' into dictionary.com and got this definition:
crabs (crab lice) pediculosis pubis : infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice

wikipedia.org offered the following information for crabs: The crab louse can live in almost any form of humanoid hair, but is found most commonly in pubic hair, leading to its other common name of pubic louse. Its legs are adapted to climbing along relatively widely spaced hairs, and so can be found in eyelashes, pubic hair, beards, moustaches, and even armpit hairs. The individual louse can survive up to a week apart from its necessary human host, so that crab lice can be passed on in sleeping bags and bedding. The female may lay up to 40 eggs a time, resulting in a fluctuating but growing population. The louse feeds on blood and can leave irritating spots on the skin, sometimes mistaken for pimples, a condition called pediculosis pubis.

more can be found out at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse

wow. that cock doctor was really for real after all. wtf. that makes it even scarier.


Post a Comment

<< Home

Document Title
View My Stats